Showing posts with label school. Show all posts
Showing posts with label school. Show all posts

Sunday, November 18, 2018

A Prologue and a Plea for Ideas

The shrill screech shattered the tense silence induced by the division quiz in room 210. Necks cricked and pencils hit the floor as the collective focus of twenty-six 9-year-olds was completely diverted to the back left corner of the room. 
It was impossible to tell which of the four students seated at table 3 had uttered such a shriek; each face wore an identical look of shock, and as any elementary school teacher will tell you, pre-pubescent boys are just as prone to high-pitched screams as girls. 
Strong start, right? I'm happy with it.

The problem is, the first couple of sentences sprang into my head fully-formed, and the rest of the story hasn't followed. So anyone reading this is invited to throw some ideas my way...I'll keep working on this piece, but I wanted to get down what I had so far because ya girl was in the mood to write this morning!

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Summer 2018

Well, hello there...long time, no see.

My bad.

The last 4 months of the school year (yes, it has been that long since my last post, and yes, I am sorry) were tough, to say the least. Most of the time, I was just hanging on, counting down the days--and on some days, the hours--left in the school year. It was always too many.

Now that summer vacation has finally--FINALLY!--arrived, I find myself with both the time and the motivation to blog. So here we go...

Let's start with a (brief) reflection on my first year as a full-time teacher:
Pretty much sums it up.
I survived my first year of teaching 3rd grade with my sanity (somewhat) intact.
Now summer is here, and I haven't checked my school email since the last day of school, nor do I plan to anytime soon. (If anyone from work is reading this, don't rat me out. K thanks.)

No more thinking about school...my focus is on enjoying the bejesus out of my summer!
I had to.
Last meme for now, I promise. 
So what do I have planned for this summer? I'm so glad you asked...

Ya girl is getting out of the country again!

That's right, I will be making my triumphant return to Europe when I go to Italy in July. My rough itinerary for my two-and-a-half-week trip is:
  1. Fly to Italy. 
  2. Eat a crap ton of pasta.
  3. Eat a crap ton of gelato.
  4. Visit family in Germany. 
  5. Have coffee and cake every day.
  6. Fly home. 
For those of you wondering which cities I will be in when I am eating my body weight in Italian food:
  • Rome (day trips to Pompeii and possibly Capri)
  • Florence (day trip to Pisa)
  • Cinque Terre
  • Venice (day trip to Verona and hiking in the Dolomites)
If any of y'all have been to Italy and have any suggestions for me, leave a comment! I love love love travel recommendations!

The rest of this summer, I'm working at Go Ape treetop adventure course again, so I'll be spending a lot of time outdoors. (Come visit me at work if you fancy a swing through the trees!)

On my days off, I'm scheming a lot of day trips to the beach, some hiking, and checking off items on my bucket list. (Stay tuned for more details on that!)

I'm also hoping to see Hamilton at the Kennedy Center at some point this summer, so if anyone needs any ideas for a birthday gift for me... *wink wink*
↑ Me when I start talking about Hamilton. 
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But actually.

Anyhoo, that's all for now, loyal readers. My *goal* for this summer is 2 blog posts a month, so you'll hear from me again soon. ☺

Monday, October 30, 2017

Lies I Tell My Students

Honesty is the best policy, right?

Wrong. If you work with children, you tell them whatever it takes to get through the day.

#1: "The principal is coming to watch YOU learn."

What I'm Really Saying: "She's here to watch me teach, so you'd better not act up."
Does it work? ...eh.
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#2: "Yes, I'm grading this."

What I'm Really Saying: "Like I have time to grade every single little scrap of paper that you write on over the course of a school day. Do your work anyway."

#3: "We had a rough start to our day, but you did a great job of turning it around, so I'm going to give you back the recess you lost."

What I'm Really Saying: "It's a really nice day and I want to be outside. So even though you were horrible this morning, we're having recess."

#4: "I'm not going to repeat these instructions. Listen carefully so you will know what to do."
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What I'm really saying: "I'm going to say these directions six times, but you still aren't going to listen to them, and then you're going to call across the room when I'm working with a small group that you don't know what to do. And then I'm going to lose it."

#5: "I don't listen to tattles."
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What I'm Really Saying: "I'll listen to your tattle, because one time you told me that so-and-so said the S-word, and that S-word turned out to be 'stupid,' and I need a funny story to tell at happy hour later."

**If you know me at all, you know that this is all highly satirical. And yet, I feel obligated to say so because some people take things WAY too seriously. To those people, I say:
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Alternate title for this post: Jess Goes Overboard with Teacher Memes.
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Tuesday, September 5, 2017

First-Day Thoughts From a Slightly Frazzled First-Year Teacher

Back by popular demand...it's your favorite travel-blogger-turned-working-schmuck!

What up blogiverse? It's been a while. (As my mom has repeatedly told me, both in person and in comments here.) Just so y'all know, I started like 7 different posts over the summer, none of which quite made it to the finish line. These will be turned into one giant mega-post in the not-too-distant future--I promise!--so stay tuned for that.

Anyway, here goes with a brain dump of the thoughts that crossed my mind over the course of my very first day as a full-time teacher:
Obligatory first day of school picture.
  • I know I'm forgetting something.
  • I can do this. I can do this. 
  • Of course, I got a new student at 9:14 in the morning. There's still a full minute before the kids will be walking in the door.
  • Damn, I got good at learning names!
  • What am I forgetting?
  • Those shoes are cute...wonder if they make them in my size? 
  • When's lunch?
  • Man, these kids can't stop talking. 
  • Yes...lunch time!
  • Crap, lunch is over already?
  • Man, these kids really can't stop talking. 
  • I know I'm forgetting something.
  • Well, I hope everyone got on the right bus. 
  • Wow, the day just flew by. 
  • Wow, we got nothing done today.
  • *big exhale* I made it. 
I was astonished to find that I actually wasn't that nervous. I mean, sure, I had a few first-day butterflies, but no panic whatsoever. I guess knowing that I was as prepared as I was going to be made it possible for me to just focus on my students when they arrived.

It probably also helped that I had my (many) mishaps when I was in Europe. At the apparent insistence of the universe, I learned that even when shit happens, I'll get through it.

A healthy attitude for a teacher to have, I guess.

Monday, January 9, 2017

When in Rennes

Rennes, France is not a household name. Not many people have heard of it, because it's not a very touristy place. So why were we headed there? Well, because that's where Evan's school is, and we figured he should probably show up for classes at some point.

The timing also worked out pretty well, because that Thursday was the fourth one in November, which for my non-American readers, is that greatest of food-centered holidays: Thanksgiving.

In fact, the first thing we did when we got to Rennes (before we even put down our luggage) was go grocery shopping for the Thanksgiving feast that Evan and one of his American friends had stepped up to host. We probably looked pretty ridiculous pushing two carts around the store, one of which was piled high with our backpacks, the other with an obscene amount of potatoes (among other things).

We then carried all of our luggage, plus the groceries, to the apartment of some of Evan's friends, who had graciously offered to let us crash on their couch since Evan's landlady didn't allow overnight guests.

Over the next couple of days, Evan went to class while I ran, did some planning for the next leg of my journey, and, okay, watched "The Crown" on Netflix. (Since my next stop was London, I figured I'd better brush up on my knowledge of Her Majesty.)

We also made Mexican food--it's pretty difficult to find decent Mexican food in Europe, at least the places that I've been, and since Chipotle is one of my main food groups in the States, I had been really jonesing for some Mexican food. And since one of our hosts had studied abroad in Texas, she appreciated the Tex-Mex-style dinner as well.

The night before Thanksgiving was spent peeling, chopping, boiling, mashing (using only a fork!), and stirring. All. Ten. Kilos. Of. Potatoes.

If I ever mash another potato in my life, it'll be too soon.

On Thanksgiving day, Evan and I made a day trip to Mont St. Michel, an abbey located on the peak of what is sometimes an island off the northwestern coast of France. How can a landmass only "sometimes" be an island, you ask? The tides, dear reader. The tides around Mont St. Michel are quite dramatic, so that one day there is just a wide expanse of muddy sand surrounding the island, and others there is saltwater. On the day that Evan and I visited, the tide was out, so we were able to walk out on what is technically the ocean floor.
The Abbey of Mont St. Michel itself is also pretty dang cool. It's been there since 1523. One of my favorite things about it is the device that was devised to get things up to the Abbey from the bottom of the island. It's basically a giant wooden hamster wheel, in which a monk or two would walk in order to wind up a rope, which in turn pulled a cart loaded with supplies up the nearly vertical train track on the side of the mountain.

My other favorite things about Mont St. Michel were the views from the Abbey. The fact that it's the off-season for tourism may have been a factor, but it just seemed like a lonely and beautiful place. I could've stared out at the ocean (well, mostly the ocean floor) for hours.
But we had to get back for our Thanksgiving feast!

We got back to Rennes at about 5:00, and after a brief stop at the grocery store for some last-minute ingredients, we got to work. By the time the guests started showing up at 7:00, we had the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade streaming and piles of food steaming.
Even though we had three Rotisserie chickens instead of a turkey, and we had to do without cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie--those things being apparently unavailable in France--we had a pretty authentic-feeling Thanksgiving. All twenty of us shared what we were thankful for and ate ourselves stupid.

And yet, we still had plenty of mashed potatoes leftover.

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

The Other Freiburg

No, not Fribourg/Freiburg in Switzerland. I got the heck out of that country before it could steal any more of my money. This Freiburg is in Germany.

After my rather stressful stay in Switzerland, I was ready for a much-needed weekend of relaxing. I was a bit nervous upon arriving in Freiburg, however. I would be staying in an Airbnb for the first time.

For those of you who don't know, Airbnb is a website that connects travelers with hosts all over the world. You pay a (usually pretty reasonable) fee to stay in their home, sometimes in a spare room, sometimes on their couch. I figured it would be a nice change from staying in hostels; I'd only have to share a bathroom with one or two people, rather than five or more. And I was interested to observe real Europeans in their natural habitats.

But on the other hand, in spite of all the great reviews for the Airbnb that I'd booked, I was anxious about staying with total strangers, in their home, in a foreign country. At least I knew my hosts spoke English.

My train pulled in to the Freiburg Hauptbahnhof on Friday afternoon, and I clambered off, my movement somewhat impaired by the weight of all of my souvenirs. I shifted the straps of one of my bags to the crook of my elbow, and then used my little T-Rex arm to fish out my phone and pull up my navigation app. The 25-minute walk looked pretty straightforward...until I was about 100 meters down the road and two minutes had been added to my arrival time to compensate for my sluggish pace.

Forty minutes later, sweaty and panting even in the crisp Fall air, I arrived at the address for my Airbnb and pressed the buzzer. The answering voice told me to come up to the 2nd floor, then buzzed me in. I groaned, remembering that in Europe, "2nd floor" means "climb two flights of stairs, not just one like you would to get to the second floor in America," and heaved the door open.

One of my hosts, a friendly-looking guy about my age, held the apartment door open, and encouraged me and all my stuff up the last flight of stairs. He showed me to what would be my room for the next three nights. I dropped my belongings to the floor, with a whispered "sorry" to the people below for the thump, and looked around. I was relieved to find that the room looked exactly as pleasant as it had in the pictures online.

I was even more relieved to discover that my hosts were pretty cool people. The guy invited me to join him and his friends for lunch in the dining hall at his university, where each of us got a huge plate of some pretty delicious tortellini, plus a salad, for €2.50. That was exactly what I needed to recover from all the expense of Switzerland.

I was seriously impressed by how well my host and his friends spoke English. (I also really appreciated it, because, as much as I want to learn German, I wouldn't have enjoyed the conversation nearly as much if that had been the language we used.) It turned out that all three of them--as well as my other host that I had yet to meet--were studying teaching at the university. It was pretty cool hearing about how the process of becoming a teacher works in Germany: it takes a total of seven years (five at university, and two interning) to become a teacher in Germany.

We also talked about the differences between going to college in the States and going to university in Germany. It typically takes longer to get a degree in Germany, but it's hecka decka cheaper there: compared to the thousands (or even tens of thousands) of dollars students pay per semester in the US, German students pay maybe €200 in fees per semester. The fall semester also starts later in Germany; the first day of classes was the day that I left Freiburg, October 17th. There's also more breaks during the school year, and competitive college-level sports aren't a thing (which, honestly, probably accounts for most of the difference in pricing).

My host, his friends and I also grabbed coffee at the library before parting ways. There, we talked about differences in another aspect of college life. The other way of saying that is that we compared notes on the drinking cultures in our respective countries.

My host then gave me directions to bike to the Altstadt (the old town). Yep, you read that right. I was getting back on the bike (both literally and metaphorically) and giving city biking another go. Luckily, Freiburg is a much smaller city than Frankfurt, so I wasn't on the bike for too long when getting from place to place. And there were fewer pedestrians and cars for me to potentially hit.

I wandered around the Altstadt for most of the afternoon, just taking it all in. I also popped into quite a few shops, just reveling in how cheap everything was, compared to Switzerland. I decided to treat myself to ice cream--only 80 cents a scoop!--at the Münsterplatz (the main square in the old town, where the cathedral stands). It was then, as I gazed up at the gothic spires, slurping at my ice cream cone that the unthinkable happened.

My ice cream cone broke.

As if in slow motion, I saw the top half of the cone, holding one scoop of dark chocolate and one scoop of raspberry, tumbling toward the cobblestones. Reflexively, my left hand shot out, and miraculously--blessedly, even--managed to snag the ice cream before it hit the ground. As I placed the ice cream safely back on the cone and set about licking the chocolate off of my fingers, I noticed a German guy watching me. He looked both amused and mildly impressed, and called across the square something that sounded congratulatory. I smiled, nodded, and went on my way.

That's right, the worst thing that happened on my first day out of Switzerland was that I almost--almost!--dropped my ice cream. It was good to be back in Germany.

I wandered until it began to rain, then swung by a grocery store on my way back to my Airbnb for the evening. I finally met my other host, a girl about my age who played handball, and was very interested to hear about the strange handball-like sport that I played. (If you're sitting there wondering what that sport might be, go to YouTube and search "Kronum" right now, and don't come back until you've watched at least three videos.)

I set about cooking pasta for dinner, glad to discover that my cooking skills weren't too rusty from the recent lack of use, and called it a night not too much later.

I started the next day early, eager to take advantage of the beautiful Fall weather while it lasted. I biked towards the old town, soaking in the fall colors and the cool architecture on the way. I parked my bike and went a-wandering again, stumbling upon the market at the Münsterplatz. And, oh did that make my heart happy.

One of the main reasons that I wanted to come to Freiburg was that I remembered visiting the city with my family the last time that we were in Germany. And one of my most vivid memories from that visit was the market. I still have the clay bird whistle and olive wood ring from the last time we visited Freiburg, eight or nine years ago.

At this market, there are dozens of meat vendors, fruit and vegetable sellers, and craftsmen and craftswomen selling everything from intricate floral wreaths to olive wood salad tongs to beeswax candles to painted ceramic toothbrush holders. I took about three laps around the whole market, scoping out the wares, before realizing I had nothing smaller than a 50-Euro bill on me. So I had to hit the ATM before I bought a woven basket, a patterned fabric hair and, two bars of honey-and-floral soap, a jar of Waldhonig (honey from the Black Forest), a silver and mother-of-pearl ring, a bratwurst, and a glass of Federweisser (new wine). I parked myself on the edge of the fountain to peoplewatch while I ate my bratwurst and drank my Federweisser.


I meandered away from the market, up and down streets that I'd somehow missed the day before. I realized, as I swapped my new basket full of souvenirs from one hand to the other, that I wasn't really sticking to my resolution of "no more big souvenirs." *sigh* It was going to be one long walk to the train station on Monday.

To distract myself from that disheartening realization, I found a sunny table outside of a café and treated myself to a cappuccino and a piece of apple cake. I then biked back to my AirBnb to drop off my souvenirs and unwind for a bit before going out in search of dinner. I'd resolved to go out that night after my absurdly early bedtime the night before.

So, after Skyping with my parents for an hour, I biked back into town. As it got dark, I wandered into the student-heavy part of town, hoping to find a good place for dinner, and maybe someone to talk to over dinner. I've gotten used to eating alone, even in restaurants, but solo meals simply aren't as much fun as eating with someone else.

After about forty-five minutes of walking around, I still hadn't settled on a place. Hangriness was setting in, and I had no one to blame but my indecisive self, a thought that didn't do much to improve my mood. I finally settled on a restaurant that I'd passed by thirty minutes prior, having dismissed it because I wasn't in the mood for burgers. But by this point, some American-style food actually sounded pretty dang good. So I ordered a Farmer's burger from the snooty waitress--my attempts to speak German apparently irritated her--and watched the students as they passed by, beers in hand, presumably headed for a fun evening out.
After devouring my burger and fries, I leisurely biked through the quiet residential streets back to my Airbnb. I'd transitioned quickly from "hangry" to "in a food coma," and my resolve to have a night out on the town had vanished with the last of my curly fries. At least I'd stayed awake until 10:00 pm this time.

I woke up almost twelve hours later.

Chalking it up to still recovering from Switzerland, I made myself a late breakfast while I chatted with my host. He didn't have any plans for another couple of hours, so he offered to show me to the hiking trail with a view over the city. It was nice to get out in nature again, and it was nice to have some company as well. And the view over Freiburg as pretty great.
After my host headed off to meet up with some friends, I biked to the complete opposite side of town to do some more hiking; once I'd had a taste of the outdoors that morning, I knew what I wanted to do for the rest of the day. I biked on the paths around the Waldseepark for a while, then hopped off to sit by a peaceful little duck pond for a while.

I biked back into the city, parked myself at a sidewalk café, and spent the rest of the afternoon leisurely drinking several cappuccinos and sampling a variety of cakes. I'd earned it after all of the hiking and biking.
For my last evening in Freiburg, I played board games with my hosts. We played two games I'd never heard of before: Ligretto and Carcasonne. The first is a card game that involves quickly stacking cards in numerical order to empty your hand; I lost spectacularly. The second game is a somewhat complicated strategy game, centered on castle-building (named for the famous walled city of Carcasonne, France). Not only did I come out on top, I also scored a day trip idea for when I'm in France.

My train the next day didn't leave until 1:00pm, so I killed some time by grabbing coffee (and a pastry, of course!) while I wrote a postcard. I then realized--with the help of Google--that the only post office that didn't close for lunch, making it the only post office from which I could mail my postcard before I caught my train, was on the other side of town. So I once again clambered onto my bike. One twenty-minute ride later, I was standing at the end of a line that stretched out the door. Twenty minutes later, I still had yet to purchase my 90-cent stamp, and I was starting to worry about making my train. But then a blessedly-efficient postal worker came in from her lunch break, and I was out of there less than a minute later.

The next forty-five minutes involved racing via bike back to my Airbnb, scurrying to stuff my ridiculous amount of stuff into my bags, and trekking like a pack mule to the train station. I collapsed into my seat on the train, sweating profusely, and hoped the hike from the train station in Strasbourg to my Airbnb there would be shorter.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

A Teacher Goes to School

As many of you know, one of my main reasons for taking this trip to Europe was to take a break from school. I've been in school for the last 19 years of my life (pre-K through college), and I've been looking forward to taking this trip for at least the last 7 of those years.

So, naturally, a week after I got here, I went to school.

My Frankfurt friend is a teacher at a Gymnasium (that's what they call schools for grades 5-12) here in Germany, and she let me tag along with her for two days. I sat in on her 5th grade Geography class,as well as her 7th-grade math class. Then I headed to a colleague's German-as-a-Second-Language class. The next day, I observed half of a 6th-grade math class on fractions, then went to an 11th-grade English class as a guest speaker (!).

The rest of this post is a little bit of a brain dump of my observations from my two days in school. I'm not passing judgement on either American or German schools, just reporting what I noticed. Hopefully, my teacher friends in the audience find this interesting! (If you're not a teacher, hopefully it's at least a little bit interesting to you.)

General:
--Classroom management/discipline does not seem to be as much of a priority here as it is in American schools. Faculty and staff are generally more relaxed regarding students' behavior.
--Rather than raising an open hand in class to ask or answer questions, students raise their hands with their pointer finger extended. (It's just a little thing, but I found it interesting nonetheless.)
--The school day is broken up into nine 45-minute periods. After every two periods, there is a 20-minute break, during which students can chat, play soccer, or buy food.
--School food here is much healthier and tastier than that of American schools; fresh bread, vegetables, etc. It's real food, not frozen french fries or cardboard pizzas.
--Teachers are only required to be present at the school for the lessons that they teach.
--Students go on a lot of big trips. The week after I was at the school was Schulfahre week (school trip week), during which classes spend a week in various cities around the country. There are also major trips to other countries for various student organizations.
--The school is comprised of several buildings, spread out over the quad, with a few buildings across the street, rather than just one building (which is typical of the US).
--Students and teachers both swap classrooms throughout the day. No teacher has their own classroom, and classrooms are furnished with desks, chairs, chalkboards, and overhead projectors. Some classrooms also have cabinets with textbooks.
--There are about 1,800 students total in the school, and about 150 teachers.
--Classes aren't determined by ability level, just by age/grade.
--Technology wasn't very prevalent in this school. (I don't know whether it's like that in most German schools, or just this one.)

Learning a Second Language:
I was put in the shoes of a Language Learner here in Germany; I know a little bit of German, but am nowhere near fluent. This opportunity really helped me to understand what English Language Learners (ELLs) in US schools experience.

--My attention often drifted in the math and geography classes; it's much harder to stay focused when you don't know the language. I can't blame my ELLs for drifting away sometimes.
--Visuals are crucial. Even just gestures help a Language Learner to figure out what is going on.
--Small classes are far more effective for Language Learners, and for teachers. The students get the one-on-one help that they need, and it is much easier to differentiate to meet students where they are.
--Grammar is more difficult to learn than vocabulary. It's easy to fit new words into grammatical structures that you are familiar with than it is to
--It is intimidating to put yourself out there and speak in a language you are not comfortable speaking, one that you do not know well. If someone meets you halfway, even with just one or two words of your own language, you feel much safer trying out the new language.

German Perception of Americans:
When I went to the English class, students had a lot of questions about what life is really like in America. Those teens asked some hard-hitting questions. Hopefully, I did a good job of repping the US of A. Here are some of the highlights:

--Do Americans play a lot of soccer?
--Are American high schools as cliquey as they are on TV and in movies?
--Are people really serious about voting for Donald Trump?
--Does everyone drive cars everywhere, or do you ride bikes, take trains, etc. like we do in Germany?
--Does everyone really eat fast food?
--What is the difference between colleges and universities?
--You said you're from Baltimore. Are you a Ravens fan?
--What do you think about the refugee crisis?

Overall, a very interesting experience. Big thanks to my friend and her colleagues for letting me sit in on their classes!

Next post will have some pictures, I promise.